Magic of India

gyan chode re tu sadhu
tu hai bada
ki hai bada woh katlu
buddha ka khada na hua
toh lapet diya duniya pe jaadu
lama-o ki line lagaakar
ab lungi mein chipe baithe
hai sab ke sab jhatu

keechad ke pujari
tera ram allah issahi
lund pav koi ek toh
doosra koi bhikari
apne guru ke dwaare baith
jeb chakku rakh
kare tu punya ki kamai

lagale
mathe pe apne hi bhai ko neecha
dikhane wala tikka
yah safed topi pehen kar
apni pak kaali chadar mein
apni ma aur behen ke
saath sone wala lipta
banja koi katwa lavda
nahin toh chaat le koi gori chamdi
jinke jahaan mein hawe se
nikla tha ek harami
ek rand se uska naam tha mary
nikali jisne khud ki krishnaneety
hoja aadha aadha
second hand chakka
na idhar ka na udhar ka
choice hai teri joh tu chahe
lekin mooh karna bas apna meetha
mere sade hue pet me paka
aur teri liye nikla mera
freshly baked excreta